Thursday, September 29, 2016

polyester pants on rats' sex lives: Rat Races: Dimes For Tricks: Rocks, Slugs, Dung: Beach Dreams.

Joys and pains, hopes and wishes, stars to shine. Hopes and desires, dreams in drama, songs to sings, how great life is. Hard knocks and all, bumps in the road, lessons learned on the sands of time, pages of lovers to recap, hats and horns to show. Horses to water, rats to run, games on the beaches, lovers and haters, goats and love on horns, hate on the other side, kids to play.

The Best Beaches in Jamaica
Round Worlds: Heaven notes, worlds to see, shapes and six stars, days under the sky. Wishes, dreams and prayers, stars out tonight. Stars bright, and stars blue, what a site toe dead. Coins for the dead, coins for the sons, coins for the frogs to see on the left sides. Black And White Matter, Notes And Tips, Noses Views.

You may not have heard of the Ig Nobel Prizes, but they're basically the best thing about science. Just one point of view, lots of luck, selling to the mass, tales of what is rite for now. Hopes and dreams, boats on the water, ships of dreams to sell. Love and light, tricks on the land, boats to float, kings and knights on fighting quests, sunny and bright, dicks and dawgs. Hand to hearts, hands to causes, hands for  season of houses to build, veterans homeless, winter heat inside, homes.

They're a parody of the Nobel Prizes and are given out once a year. But these awards don't go to the kinds of studies that'll get anyone a meeting with the president or cure space fever. Instead,the prizes are given out to some of the weirdest, strangest, and just plain funniest academic achievements of the past year....Here are this year's winners:

1. The effect of polyester pants on rats' sex lives. 

The reproduction category was won by the late Ahmed Shafik, of Egypt, for two studies looking at whether polyester, cotton, and wool trousers affected the sex lives of rats and humans.

2. Assessing the perceived personalities of rocks. 3. Sunny and bright dazes on the beach, sounds of waves, treated madness, notes of the numbers. Veterans houses to be buildcheers, chaps, high fives, hands in the air, dreams in motion, gifts to rites, heat in winter time, off of the street. Veterans Housing Matters: 12 Hands Of Help: Written Rites.


Man In Blue, Uncle Sam, Dances With Wolves, Hard Knocks Schools."No voice has ever spoken such transcendent truth with such authorityand communicated it so effectively. It will be many generations before music again produces an artist so respected and beloved world-wide as Bob Marley." – Steve Van Zandt (E Street Band). Marley notes, Bob Marley Moods, songs to play now and then, angels in the sky, tales of love and tales of worries, tales in the songs that were left, thanks again, for the tips shared, over the years. Lots of laughs, for a knight of the old schools, baby boomers, the rest are too green. Mercy and goodness, angels here to come, songs on winds....


Ready To Turn Around, πŸ™ˆ πŸ™‰ πŸ™ŠPick Up Pieces, Carry On. Glory dazes done. Ho yeah πŸ’₯πŸ’₯?  @ItsLifeFact Rachel Gay Jarrot, Chuck Bass, daddy, Steven Gay Jarrot, wigs and caps worn, to hide the horns, pages to turn. Veterans taken on a ride.Ready To Turn Around, πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™ŠPick Up Pieces, Carry om. 

Snake Swinger: Graves to you, graves to me, go. Gifts given, gifts taken, love and hate, help or harmed in acts done. Happy Dazes, Sunny And Bright, Big Bangs, Sinners ...Just a note or two for the lost, for the confused, for the homeless earth angels today, for the smiles for the joys and pains of life in a blue state of mind. Songs to sing about the bumps in the road, the mad dogs, the dick freaks with oral skills on the beach. Whales on land, Jarrot Freaks and Whales 2016, gifts to share for the cum and the tasteful pleasures of the frogs, and the fake friends.





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